Rating all 20 Premier League golf equipment by what number of gamers have already racked up 1000 exhausting minutes

Distinctive season, this one. Nothing prefer it ever seen earlier than. Mid season break. An unloved World Cup. You recognize all of the spiel by now. Anyway, upshot is that a whole lot of soccer has been crammed in already and as we hurtle in the direction of the event that shames us all there are some drained, creaking our bodies. Virgil van Dijk has already performed 20 full video games of soccer this season, with Harry Kane solely a gnat’s hair behind.

Nothing difficult about this listing. Complete minutes performed in all aggressive motion and the Neighborhood Defend as a result of why not? We have not added up damage time as a result of we’re not full psychopaths. A full sport is 90 minutes. Take care of it.

We go…

Southampton- 4
(James Ward-Prowse 1260, Gavin Bazunu 1260, Mohammed Salisu 1170, Che Adams 1043)

Genuinely fairly spectacular to have so few Thousand Timers at this level so long as you are prepared to miss all of the inconvenient had-to-sack-the-manager-because-we’re-in-the-bottom-three-and-just-got-absolutely-thrashed-again stuff.

Aston Villa – 5
(Emiliano Martinez 1295, Ollie Watkins 1244, Ezri Konsa 1170, Tyrone Mings 1170, John McGinn 1060)

Solely two targets for Ollie Watkins in these 1244 minutes, which is sub-optimal for a ahead who till very lately harbored semi-realistic World Cup ambitions. It’s, although, two targets greater than the remainder of Villa’s Thousand Minuters mixed. Come on, Emi Martinez, pull your weight, fella.

Leeds- 5
(Illan Meslier 1260, Robin Koch 1169, Pascal Struijk 1118, Brenden Aaronson 1106, Tyler Adams 1080)

Leeds’ high three most-used gamers are all outdated arms, however the subsequent 4 – Brenden Aaronson, Tyler Adams, Marc Roca and Rasmus Kristensen – are all a part of the Jesse Marsch Undertaking, which is a plan to make Leeds a good soccer workforce by way of the recruitment of gamers primarily from the Crimson Bull steady and never, because it sounds, a shit mid-00s indie band.

Nottingham Forest- 5
(Scott McKenna 1260, Dean Henderson 1260, Brennan Johnson 1099, Neco Williams 1074, Ryan Yates 1033)

Guess one of many benefits of signing a gazillion gamers is that you do not have to knacker too a lot of them out immediately.

Bournemouth – 6
(Chris Mepham 1342, Jefferson Lerma 1260, Adam Smith 1215, Marcus Tavernier 1209, Lewis Prepare dinner 1193, Philip Billing 1053)

Chris Mepham did not even get the Carabao break, taking part in the complete 90 in a 4-1 win over Everton whereas the remainder of these weary lads had their ft up.

Crystal Palace – 6
(Marc Guehi 1260, Vicente Guaita 1170, Eberechi Eze 1096, Joachim Andersen 1080, Wilfried Zaha 1059, Jeffrey Schlupp 1045)

Marc Guehi continues his proud document of taking part in merely all of the soccer since making the transfer to Palace from Chelsea, the place he was taking part in not one of the soccer. That is higher, if extra pulling. Good to see Eberechi Eze racking up main minutes in spite of everything his aggro damage.

Wolves- 6
(Max Kilman 1350, Jose Sa 1260, Ruben Neves 1198, Nathan Collins 1023, Joao Moutinho 1022, Daniel Podence 1002)

Having a participant who has performed each minute of each sport in each competitors and his title being ‘Max’ appears like proof we’re dwelling in a sim, and never an excellent one.

Brentford- 7
(David Raya 1350, Rico Henry 1318, Ivan Toney 1278, Ben Mee 1120, Mathias Jansen 1077, Bryan Mbeumo 1067, Vitaly Janelt 1019)

David Raya and Ivan Toney each performed the complete 90 of the Carabao embarrassment in opposition to Gillingham which in hindsight was most likely an error. Rico Henry no less than acquired the final half-hour off, which is one thing.

Chelsea- 7
(Raheem Sterling 1422, Thiago Silva 1375, Mason Mount 1355, Jorginho 1231, Kai Havertz 1206, Ruben Loftus-Cheek 1133, Marc Cucurella 1033)

Not dangerous for a workforce in Europe, however Kalidou Koulibaly and Kepa are inside a single half of becoming a member of the not notably Magnificent Seven. Reece James and Ben Chilwell absolutely would have however for accidents. Making Cucurella play this quantity of soccer whereas being so very dangerous appears like merciless and weird punishment, whereas the rehabilitation of Loftus-Cheek has been good to see. Loads of World Cup motion forward for many of those lads. However not Jorginho. Good relaxation for the Italian hahahahaha.

(James Justin 1316, Danny Ward 1260, Youri Tielemans 1235, Harvey Barnes 1180, Timothy Castagne 1130, James Maddison 1105, Kiernan Dewsbury-Corridor 1088)

James Justin has performed all however six minutes of Leicester’s Premier League marketing campaign and an hour of Tuesday night time’s Carabao win over Newport for good measure. A pleasant factor after his damage strife. His 1254 Premier League minutes this season already dwarfs final season’s closing whole of 997 and he’s one participant unlikely to be complaining about workload. Danny Ward having a maxed-out 1260 Premier League minutes this season isn’t the whole purpose for Leicester’s woes, however it’s additionally not not the rationale.

Newcastle- 7
(Kieran Trippier 1288, Nick Pope 1260, Miguel Almiron 1174, Fabian Schar 1156, Dan Burn 1137, Joe Willock 1105, Sean Longstaff 1052)

Few surprises on this listing for the Large Six botherers. Miguel Almiron is quick changing into one of many tales of the season, whereas it is no coincidence to see the Premier League’s meanest protection effectively represented right here.

Brighton- 8
(Lewis Dunk 1170, Adam Webster 1170, Robert Sanchez 1170, Alexis MacAllister 1167, Moises Caicedo 1158, Solly March 1130, Pascal Gross 1093, Leandro Trossard 1093)

With two extra 900+ (Welbeck, Veltman) and no one else 600+ Brighton are evidently a settled but absolutely knackered soccer workforce regardless of the change of management on the high.

Everton – 8
(Alex Iwobi 1371, Demarai Grey 1314, James Tarkowski 1286, Vitaliy Mykolenko 1256, Jordan Pickford 1170, Conor Coady 1161, Amadou Onana 1053, Anthony Gordon 1023)

Conor Coady stays a mainstay of those lists regardless of swapping Molineux for Goodison whereas James Tarkowski is one other who performs an excessive amount of soccer each single season. Alex Iwobi’s gorgeous midfield renaissance mirrored in his table-topping efficiency right here, whereas Anthony Gordon’s 52-minute run out within the Carabao atrocity at Bournemouth nudges him into the gang.

Fulham- 8
(Tim Ream 1258, Harrison Reed 1179, Joao Palhinha 1163, Andreas Pereira 1161, Bobby Reid 1126, Bernd Leno 1080, Aleksandar Mitrovic 1022, Antonee Robinson 1019)

The one Premier League membership canny sufficient to get themselves out of the Carabao in spherical two and thus avoiding an entire different 90 minutes of strife. Nonetheless managing to rack up extra Thousand Minuters than Chelsea who’ve had an entire bunch of European video games solely highlights the warning of that Getting Knocked Out of the Carabao coverage. We additionally can not fake to be something apart from completely thrilled by the very fact there’s a workforce ninth within the Precise Premier League for which 35-year-old Tim Ream has performed all however two minutes of the season. Who is aware of how completely different the season is perhaps in search of everybody had he performed these final two minutes in opposition to Arsenal in September.

Manchester United- 8
(David De Gea 1710, Diogo Dalot 1614, Lisandro Martinez 1564, Bruno Fernandes 1545, Christian Eriksen 1376, Marcus Rashford 1251, Casemiro 1069, Cristiano Ronaldo 1051)

Think about what number of minutes Ronaldo would have if he may very well be bothered. Diogo Dalot’s emergence as a real undroppable is an surprising 2022/23 Premier League storyline whereas Lisandro Martinez has performed an unlimited variety of minutes for such a teeny tiny particular person.

Arsenal – 9
(Gabriel Margalhaes 1546, Granit Xhaka 1513, Gabriel Martinelli 1379, Aaron Ramsdale 1350, Bukayo Saka 1345, Gabriel Jesus 1345, William Saliba 1336, Ben White 1260, Martin Odegaard 1213)

Gabriel Margalhaes’ World Cup disappointment will maybe in time give technique to aid at a little bit of a break after a busy outdated begin to the season for one among solely 17 Premier League gamers to have additionally nudged past the 1500-minute barrier. Martin Odegaard is one other important member of the ‘Good little relaxation with my trotters up when you fools are melting in Qatar’ gang.

Liverpool- 9
(Virgil van Dijk 1800, Alisson 1710, Mo Salah 1684, Fabinho 1448, Trent Alexander-Arnold 1426, Roberto Firmino 1276, Harvey Elliott 1166, Andrew Robertson 1067, Joe Gomez 1019)

Virgil van Dijk is the one outfield participant to hit the magic 1800-minute milestone – though Harry Kane is lower than 1 / 4 of an hour behind – whereas Alisson and Mo Salah have additionally terminal excessive workloads. Egypt’s failure to qualify for the World Cup might show a fully pivotal second in Liverpool’s season, particularly when mixed with Brazil’s resolution to go away out Roberto Firmino. It’ll be a comparatively refreshed and recharged Liverpool assault that takes them into 2023.

Manchester Metropolis- 9
(Ederson 1620, Rodri 1517, Joao Cancelo 1502, Kevin De Bruyne 1385, Ruben Dias 1378, Bernardo Silva 1347, Erling Haaland 1290, Ilkay Gundogan 1234, Phil Foden 1137)

Erling Haaland is scoring a objective each 56 of these 1290 minutes, which is foolish. Kevin De Bruyne registers an help each 106 of these 1385 minutes which is clearly associated however arguably even sillier. The one particular person on this listing to have made it to the pitch sooner or later in all 20 of Metropolis’s video games (we’re counting the Neighborhood Defend for Metropolis and Liverpool as a result of we felt prefer it) is… Bernardo Silva. So there you go.

Tottenham- 10
(Hugo Lloris 1800, Harry Kane 1788, Eric Dier 1722, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg 1690, Rodrigo Bentancur 1602, Heung-min Son 1489, Emerson Royal 1229, Ben Davies 1195, Ivan Perisic 1173, Cristian Romero 1091)

Into double figures we go and f*ck me there are some large numbers right here. Hugo Lloris simply performs all of the soccer – he is at present on a run of 100 consecutive Premier League appearances for Spurs, for which present web conference renders the response ‘Worra trophy for Tottenham’ obligatory – whereas Kane isn’t far behind. Solely his facial rearrangement at Marseille prevents Heung-min Son being a sixth Spurs participant with 1500 minutes behind them already this season, and that may be a crazily excessive quantity. By our admittedly unscientific fag-packet calculations, 1229 minutes of Emerson Royal equates to 759 crosses blasted 30 yards past their meant goal and an analogous variety of apologetic hand-raises.

West Ham- 11
(Jarrod Bowen 1540, Declan Rice 1466, Tomas Soucek 1440, Thilo Kehrer 1388, Aaron Cresswell 1387, Vladimir Coufal 1290, Kurt Zouma 1179, Lukasz Fabianski 1154, Pablo Fornals 1108, Stated Benrahma 1048, Ben Johnson 1015)

The one fools with a full XI of Thousand Timers and it is not truly a horrible workforce. A bit wanting firepower up entrance, no less than till Gianluca Scamacca will get one other 22 minutes underneath his belt. The Europa Convention has given West Ham a lot of their finest moments this season, however it has undoubtedly come at a price. Jarrod Bowen no less than seems to be prone to get a relaxation he most likely did not need over the subsequent couple of months. Declan Rice won’t get such relaxation.

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